We chuckled yesterday when we read the big news from the International Herald Tribune that Bill and Hillary Clinton keep and "enemies" list. So what else is new?

News must travel slowly around the world.

But it got us thinking that about what an enemies list would look like for Colorado politicians. We know that it's far-fetched that any Colorado politician (read: Owens, Bill) would keep such a list. Still here at the Inside Edge our job is to impossibly dream.  

So here's what we dreamed up as the top enemy entry for a number of politicians:

1) Dick Wadhams: "That maccaca guy"

2) Bill Ritter: "Jon Caldera"

3) Bob Schaffer: "Pete Coors"

4) Jared Polis: "Myself"

5) Doug Lamborn: "Everyone, myself included. They're all out to get me"

6) Betsey Markey: "No one. Note to self...send flowers to Angie Paccione"

7) Mark Udall: "Boulder Liberals"

8) Doug Bruce: "No one is on my list. I go on other people's enemies list"

9) Bill Owens: "List in currently in revision for 2010 Senate race"

10) Ken Salazar: "The person that took my VP slot on the presidential ticket"