SHAWN MITCHELL = JOHN HANCOCK
During a committee hearing for nominees for the Colorado Traumatic Brain Injury Board, Sen. Shawn Mitchell, R-Broomfield, heard something he couldn't believe.
David Matero, a boyish- looking 35-year-old neuro- surgeon, was introducing himself and mentioned he's been a practicing doctor for seven years.
"If you've been a physician for seven years, then I'm a signer of the Declaration of Independence," Mitchell joked.
BEGGING FOR MERCI
Speaker Terrance Carroll couldn't resist Thursday when Rep. Larry Liston touted a book he is reading on Abraham Lincoln.
"I thought you were taking French lessons," said Carroll, D-Denver.
Lawmakers howled.
Liston, R-Colorado Springs, this week referred to another lawmaker as the "speaker au jus" instead of the speaker du jour.