Stop us if you've heard this one:
A guy walks into a bar with a presser in his hand with the latest polls numbers for his candidate.
He says: "Hey, I've got the latest poll numbers for Jeff Crank's campaign and he's in second place."
So a guy at the bar nursing a beer says: "Yeah but what's the margin of error?"
So Crank's guy responds: "Virtually zero!"
Ha, ha, ha. That one always cracks us up.
Seriously.