IDENTITY THEFT
When freshman Rep. Mark Waller couldn't find his name tag Tuesday, he accused a couple of his GOP cohorts of taking it as a prank.
He got nowhere in finding it.
However, when the Colorado Springs Republican came back from lunch, he found the name tags of 10 of the accused sitting on his desk. He promptly put all of them on, prompting plenty of comments from his colleagues.
PAY UP, PLEASE
During a debate on a transportation bill, Rep. Frank McNulty, of Highlands Ranch, fought against allowing tolling on already existing roads. He lost.
When he returned to the office he shares with a number of fellow Republicans, he burst out laughing.