Idaho: Michael Jackson

September 23, 2009 - 10:00 pm
NEWS FEED: 43rd State Blues

How the Right Loses

This is how it begins. The crazed teabaggers are now killing. Glenn Beck go fuck yourself. Rush Limbaugh here's to hoping your next fistful of Oxycontin will Michael Jackson you into the netherworld you fat fucking pig.

Teabaggers killed a 51 year old part-time US Census worker in Kaintucky. Hung him and wrote "FED" on his body. What a statement against the government. I bet Sarah Palin touched herself in her hotel room tonight reading about it.

Just remember this you teabagging scumbags - we are in charge now and we have the mighty furious power of the ENTIRE federal government behind us and while you right wing shitcakes sit in your trailers and calibagger McMansions foaming and fondling your deer rifles there will be real life goddamned black helicopters with night vision scopes drawing beads on your worthless hating pinheaded skulls and ready to drop black clad raid teams from the sky into your sad and desperately dark little worlds.

July 11, 2009 - 06:56 pm
NEWS FEED: 43rd State Blues

Will there be a second economic stimulus package?

"We’ve seen quite a lot of the travails of the hindmost lately, with rising consumer loan delinquencies, horrific numbers in shipping activity, more bad news from the unraveled safety net, more foreclosures, fall-out from foreclosures and fallout from Michael Jackson’s funeral, as well as bad news in just about every other story from California,"  read more »

July 4, 2009 - 12:37 am
NEWS FEED: 43rd State Blues

Gov. Mark Sanford is the luckiest motherfu**er on the planet

First Michael Jackson dies, then Sarah Palin announces her resignation as governor of Alaska due to the moon being in the 7th house and Jupiter aligning with Mars, or some such nonsense.

Now, if only aliens would land on Earth and bugger a naked Dick Cheney in the middle of Disneyland, people will not only forget who Governor Sanford is or that he had an affair, they won't even remember Argentina is a country.

[Image blatantly stolen from the great and powerful TBOGG]

July 3, 2009 - 03:25 pm
NEWS FEED: 43rd State Blues

Palin Quitting

The timing is suspect, a news dump on a holiday and before Michael Jackson is laid to rest. That, and her lack of explanation of her future plans, would lead me to believe that leaving the only real job she ever had mid-term is in anticipation of furthering her political career in the lower 48. Those announcements will be made at a time when she can dominate the news cycle. But this may also be a tease for her teabagging compatriots sharing their love this weekend and sullying our national holiday with their jingoistic BS. Certainly their adoration is all out of whack with her record and unearned sense of self confidence.