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Rule #1 in embezzlement: Do it to evil corporations like Initech, not Big Brothers and Big Sisters.

Rule #2 in embezzlement: Decimal points in the wrong place can really fuck things up.
An office manager embezzled $435,837 from Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Bluegrass during the past year, the organization alleged in a lawsuit filed Monday.

Big Brothers Big Sisters says Bendrea Wilson of Lexington, hired in May 2008, forged two board members' signatures on at least 140 checks.

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The amount taken represents about a third of the organization's annual budget of $1.3 million, and it has placed the agency in a bad situation, Suttles said.God, even Kentucky's criminals can't do anything right? This is just embarrassing...