Kentucky: Barack Hussein Obama

November 3, 2009 - 10:51 am

Miss Pizzabagger loves a good email hoax

Especially one that tries to justify domestic terrorism. I just now saw this, but back in June she decided to publish this internet hoax as truth, in order to justify the assassination of Dr. George Tiller:
When they got there, she was very vocal about the fact she wanted to keep her baby. She was held down then strapped down and told to be quiet. She told us she kept screaming NO. NO. NO. She wanted her baby but no one would listen. They just kept telling her to be quiet. Her parents signed the papers for the abortion, to save their own face.

October 30, 2009 - 09:45 am

Pizzabagger Recruitment Drive

We here at B&P would very much like a certain candidate to run for public office, and would like to encourage you to give this candidate the public support that will push them into the race.

But unlike Jim Gray, we only want this one for the shits and giggles.

I present to you: the Mica Sims for Political Office Facebook page! (no, I didn't create this, and whoever did wasn't joking)

I encourage everyone to join up and write on her wall, telling her how we need brave Pizzabagger Patriots like herself in public office, there to protect our children from Barack Hussein Obama's radical Commie-Islamic agenda of enslavement to the One World Order.

Get swinging into action!

September 8, 2009 - 09:11 pm

Miss Gattitown Teabagger has a fun past

So, I just learned some fun background on our moralizing Gattitown Teabagger who is protecting our poor children from the scary black muslin in our schools today.

It appears the future Mica Sims started dating John Sims (owner of the new wholesome non-alcoholic sports bar) while John was still married to another woman.

Which is fun.

The timeline seems to suggest that Mica was knocked up by John when he was still married to his first wife.

Which is fun.

But what’s even more fun is their similar employment history. John worked as a DJ at strip clubs like Solid Platinum. Mica did not work at Solid Platinum, though.

May 15, 2009 - 09:24 am

Has Obama Lost Touch With Reality?

Barry Soetoro, (aka Barack Hussein Obama) the former street organizer from the corrupt political machine of South Chicago and who currently occupies the office of President of the United States, has just said the most incredible thing.  This, as reported by Bloomberg:

President Barack Obama, calling current deficit spending “unsustainable,” warned of skyrocketing interest rates for consumers if the U.S. continues to finance government by borrowing from other countries.

“We can’t keep on just borrowing from China,” Obama said at a town-hall meeting in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, outside Albuquerque. “We have to pay interest on that debt, and that means we are mortgaging our children’s future with more and more debt.

April 29, 2009 - 04:34 pm

Crazies on teh blogz!!1!

Because I'm a masochist and enjoy reading things that compel me to slam my head against a wall, I periodically enjoy trolling around the teabagger/libertarian/Right-wing crazy blogs just to read about the latest tyrannical actions of our Kenyan Socialist President, Barack Hussein Obama.

Here's a fun roundup!

  • From Politically Confused, we have warnings of "gun confiscations, detainment camps and...martial law" as the World Health Organization attempts to nip the Swine Flu in the bud. Politically confused, indeed... (Politically Confused)
  • In other news, wahh wahhh, you can HAVE Arlen Specter! We don't even want him! F'in Democrats. (Eternity Road)
  • O.M.G. Did you hear the news? The President (who, you must remember, is a Socialist, Totalitarian, Muslim) is "rushing another [terrorist] attack" so he can blame it on that Texas dunce George W.
January 31, 2009 - 07:14 am
NEWS FEED: Bluegrass Roots

Some Bucking Up for Us Hand-Wringers

Bob Cesca at HuffPo reminds us that the repug rejection of the stimulus bill isn't the first time Barack Obama has seemed defeated, only to come roaring back in victory, and it probably won't be the last.
There's a killer web graphic that was created back in the post-Republican Convention days while everyone was writing spasmodic, breathless "Obama should [fill in the blank]" blog entries and "Oh crap! We're gonna lose!" newspaper columns.


SNIP

The web graphic is actually a photograph of Barack Obama from his Invesco Field acceptance speech. In it, he's looking directly into the camera with an expression of fierce determination on his face -- his teeth gnashed in an Eastwood snarl, his left hand gesturing as though he's kung fu fighting his way through an oversized cinderblock made of SlapChop-minced Republican skulls.