(For the slang-illiterate)
Jacob Payne, doing what the Conway campaign should have done Monday morning. The best defense is a good offense:
Let’s talk about judgment for a moment.
Remember the illegal DANPAC?
Remember getting kicked off the two committees upon which he built his entire campaign?
Remember losing his State Senate seat immediately after being elected Lt. Governor because he was entirely weak in his own district?
Remember the time he shouted at the Kentucky Young Democrats that an atom bomb was going to go off and everyone would move beneath the Louisville zoo?
Remember the time he built and pushed SB 245 and then spent five years trying to pretend he had nothing to do with it?
Remember that night he spent in a hotel room with College Democrats?
Remember that time he got a job for a young lady named Courtney he allegedly once had a relationship with?
Remember that time he got dumped by powerful and awe-inspiring radio queen Francene in a very public way for being totally jacked up?
Remember that time he bought alcohol at a public event for his underage then-girlfriend?
Remember that time he was fined by the Federal Election Commission for violating campaign finance law by lying about his the amount of his debt?
Remember that time at last year’s Wendell Ford Dinner when he praised Glenn Beck and said he was a fan?
Remember that time while debating Robbie Rudolph he said gay people shouldn’t be allowed to provide health insurance benefits for their domestic partners?
Remember all the occasions he’s promoted mountaintop removal?
Remember the time he was so embarrassingly dumb that LEO called him intellectually lazy?
Remember that time he appeared on The Tonight Show with some Hooters girls and totally embarrassed the Commonwealth by knowing nothing?
Remember that time he let his campaign staff kick Diane Brumback out of an event?
Remember the embarrassing interview he did with Joe Sonka that Jim Pence continues to hide?
Remember the time he stood laughing behind Ernesto Scorsone during the SB 245 debacle?
Remember all the times - during this campaign - that the FEC has launched inquiries into his behavior?
Remember that he’s accepting a monthly housing allowance?
Remember when he posed with a group of pro-lifers during this very Democratic primary?
Remember the time he let his incompetent campaign manager have his entire campaign strategy, budget and plan leaked?
Yeah.