Kentucky: Fema

November 4, 2009 - 03:10 pm

Did God teabag America?

Rand Paul's campaign manager sez so:
Now is the time to fight back harder than ever to restore America to our God-given greatness and that's why Rand Paul's platform of balanced federal budgets and freedom, capitalism, and real job creation is catching on.Meanwhile, the Grayson crowd keeps up with the "kooky" theme:
On the way out, one fellow fervently waving a Ron Paul sign could be heard mumbling something about black helicopters and the Kennedy assassination.Oh, don't forget about the ACORN census workers herding us into those FEMA concentration camps, either.

Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell is afraid to step foot in this state, because he's a damned dirty librul soshalist. And the NRSC is, too.

Stock up on popcorn, Kentucky.

November 2, 2009 - 11:26 am

Who will be the next to get lynched?

White Male Liberty Patriots are aflutter all over Kentucky:
Bob Resnick didn't believe all the right-wing militia conspiracy theories — the FEMA internment camps or the government coffins stockpiled for the day the feds declare martial law and round up dissenters. But they made him wonder.

Then America's economy tumbled and the nation elected Barack Obama, and the resulting chatter about socialist incursion, rampant gun control and a government takeover of health care made him fear where the nation was heading.

So the 43-year-old disabled Louisvillian searched the Internet for local militia groups that seemed to echo his misgivings.

“The way everything's going nowadays, if the economy tanks and they do declare martial law, and they do like California with all the riots and stuff, I'd like to know I've got a group I can be with so I'm not on my own,” he said.

October 31, 2009 - 12:23 pm

Michael Steele sends a letter and survey to 6th District Republicans

Michael "Ballin" Steele sent out a letter last week to select bigshot Republicans in the 6th Congressional District, to give his boyz a "shout out". Proper.

But what's truly alarming is that this letter included something that Glenn Beck and Michele Bachmann have been warning us about: a self-described "Census". Will Michael Steele use this information to round up those who answer his questions incorrectly and send them to FEMA camps? Would he really do that to his homies? What up?

Anyway, the questions in the "census" were loaded with freedom and liberty. Here are some higlights:

Do you believe the huge, costly Democrat-passed stimulus bill will help or hurt America's economy?

Positive economic growth is just what Obama's Commnist Islamofascists want to happen to America.

September 27, 2009 - 10:09 pm

The Teabaggers' brilliant defense on Sparkman

The horrific murder of Census worker Bill Sparkman could only be the work of that old favorite evil: RAP MUSIC!
BTW, some people have a crazy hunch this Kentucky thing might involve teenagers and the horrorcore rap scene.
Or.... perhaps an even more logical conclusion, Sparkman was murdered because he was a Commie Facist Pedophile:
I have no idea what happened, but from the reporting I've seen, neither does anyone else. If he adopted a boy as a single man, or was married and split with the wife and kids, who knows. But I never assume I know a story or motive until I know it.

September 23, 2009 - 04:36 pm

The Teabaggers' first murder victim? In Kentucky?

For the past 9 months, unhinged lunatics like Michelle Bachmann, Glenn Beck, and countless teabaggers have ranted about the "tyranny" of the "fascist" federal government that is going to come into your homes and take away your guns, and then deport you to FEMA internment camps with the help of the communist census workers. We are lead by HITLER. We need to RISE UP. Or the commie-fascist-tyrants will DESTROY AMERICA and it will CEASE TO EXIST.

I have said this for a long time: this movement is NOT just stupid, it is dangerous, it is out of control, and is going to lead to violence.

February 4, 2009 - 10:35 am
NEWS FEED: Bluegrass Politics

Head of FEMA says disaster reimbursement still in the works

After seeing what she called the "incredible" destruction last week's ice storm caused, acting Federal Emergency Management Agency administrator Nancy Ward said officials are pushing for a major disaster declaration.

That would allow the state and local governments who have shelled out millions of dollars responding to the storm and its fallout to get reimbursed by the federal government.

February 4, 2009 - 03:59 am
NEWS FEED: Bluegrass Politics

Head of FEMA to visit Leitchfield, hold Capitol briefing

Nancy Ward, the interim administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, will visit ice storm-ravaged Grayson County Wednesday afternoon and appear with Gov. Steve Beshear at a briefing in the Capitol.

Ward is scheduled to survey damage from the ice storm at 12:45 p.m. CST along with local officials in Leitchfield, one of the hardest-hit areas of last week's storm that knocked out power to more than 700,000 electric customers statewide at one point. Grayson County still has widespread power outages and remains in need of generators, state Sen. Carroll Gibson, R-Leitchfield told the Herald-Leader on Tuesday.

Mon, 09/01/2008 - 09:11

Gustav-related changes keep McConnell at home, for now

[img_assist|nid=1465|title=U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell|desc=Getty Images Photo|link=none|align=none|width=420|height=292] MINNEAPOLIS – When Monday’s schedule for the Republican National Convention was altered due to the impending strike of Hurricane Gustav, U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Louisville) was among those whose speeches were cancelled. Now, Kentucky’s senior senator will remain at home today to receive a briefing from the Federal Emergency Management Agency on the situation on the Gulf Coast, according to his Washington office.