Kentucky: Obama

November 3, 2009 - 03:26 pm

Let the KY Republican pie fight commence

Grab the popcorn, kiddies.

Trey Grayson fans call Rand Paul kooky, claim he supports legalizing heroin, cocaine and child porn, and doing away with the tyrannical oppression of Amber Alerts and the FDA (Paul is objectively pro-diarrhea, fyi)

White Male Liberty Patriots jump in the comments, ranting about Grayson's Bill Clinton love and him maintaining Obama's tyranny agenda.

Crazy feathers fly.

7 more months of this fun, to come.

PS: only one thing could make this more fun. A third pie thrower.

November 2, 2009 - 11:26 am

Who will be the next to get lynched?

White Male Liberty Patriots are aflutter all over Kentucky:
Bob Resnick didn't believe all the right-wing militia conspiracy theories — the FEMA internment camps or the government coffins stockpiled for the day the feds declare martial law and round up dissenters. But they made him wonder.

Then America's economy tumbled and the nation elected Barack Obama, and the resulting chatter about socialist incursion, rampant gun control and a government takeover of health care made him fear where the nation was heading.

So the 43-year-old disabled Louisvillian searched the Internet for local militia groups that seemed to echo his misgivings.

“The way everything's going nowadays, if the economy tanks and they do declare martial law, and they do like California with all the riots and stuff, I'd like to know I've got a group I can be with so I'm not on my own,” he said.

October 31, 2009 - 12:23 pm

Michael Steele sends a letter and survey to 6th District Republicans

Michael "Ballin" Steele sent out a letter last week to select bigshot Republicans in the 6th Congressional District, to give his boyz a "shout out". Proper.

But what's truly alarming is that this letter included something that Glenn Beck and Michele Bachmann have been warning us about: a self-described "Census". Will Michael Steele use this information to round up those who answer his questions incorrectly and send them to FEMA camps? Would he really do that to his homies? What up?

Anyway, the questions in the "census" were loaded with freedom and liberty. Here are some higlights:

Do you believe the huge, costly Democrat-passed stimulus bill will help or hurt America's economy?

Positive economic growth is just what Obama's Commnist Islamofascists want to happen to America.

October 25, 2009 - 10:06 am

Fear and Laughter at the Rand-y Meet and Greet

Jeebus bless Bob Layton for making it over to Mica's place yesterday for the Rand Paul meet and greet. Bob got a Full Friggin Transcript of the Krazee, so here's a run down of the highlights.

Ran Paul spoke first before the Q and A session, and he started off by quoting Rush. No, not Rush Limbaugh. The band. Rush.

Let me repeat, he started his speech by quoting Rush.
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
“The oaks are just too greedy;
And are grabbing up all the light.

October 20, 2009 - 05:04 pm

What is 3 times more popular than the Republican Party?

The public option.
Poll respondents are evenly divided when asked whether they have confidence in Obama to make the right decisions for the country’s future, but just 19 percent express confidence in the Republicans in Congress to do so. Even among Republicans, only 40 percent express confidence in the GOP congressional leadership to make good choices.

Only 20 percent of adults identify themselves as Republicans, little changed in recent months, but still the lowest single number in Post-ABC polls since 1983.
And we don't care at all about "bipartisanship", if we can get it.
Faced with a basic strategic choice that soon may confront the administration and Democratic congressional leaders, a slim majority of Americans, 51 percent, would prefer a reform plan that included some form of government insurance for people who cannot get affordable private coverage even if it had no GOP support in Congress.

October 15, 2009 - 04:09 pm

A video game for domestic terrorists

Yes, this game is good practice for the future lynchers/Tim McVeighs of America.
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
You are a militia commander and in control of 1 county.

Mission: To defeat all enemies of the United States, both foreign and domestic. Includes:
C.O.R.N.Y. (Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth) Shock Troops
Obama's police force (Ameritroops)
The Cong (Former congressional leaders)
Nation of Malsi (Islamic fundamentalist troops)
Black Tigers (black nationalist troops loyal to Obama)
NHKS (National Honor Killing Society) Yet another Islamic army
I.S.U.E. ( International Service Union Empire) Troops
U.N. (United Nations) Peacekeepers
Oh, and my favorite part:

Sarah Palin The Patriot Leads Revolt Against Hamas

March 7, 2011 - Yesterday Sarah Palin was spotted helping to take out several Hamas warriors who were guarding Rahm Emanuel.

October 8, 2009 - 08:58 pm

Who will be the next to be lynched?

Doubtful that Bill Sparkman will be the last. From Think Progress:

– One of the paying sponsors of the 9/12 anti-Obama rally in September was the National Association for Rural Landowners, a group that references the incidents at Waco and Ruby Ridge to call for attacks on “government entities” and liberals. In a YouTube video posted in July, the group makes the case for a secession, followed by a violent civil war.

– Calling the government “destructive of our rights,” the founder of the popular conservative website FreeRepublic called for “removing from office the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and all U.

September 29, 2009 - 04:01 pm

Who will be the next to get lynched?

Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ):
Trent Franks of Arizona said in a speech to conservatives Saturday in St. Louis that Obama's decision to fund international family planning organizations that support legal abortion shows "he has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an enemy of humanity."
Conservative Kitty Werthmann at the How to Take Back America conference:
If we had our guns, we would have fought a bloody battle. So, keep your guns, and buy more guns, and buy ammunition. [...] Take back America. Don’t let them take the country into Socialism. And I refer again, Hitler’s party was National Socialism.

September 17, 2009 - 01:53 pm

On Turtle Fear

President Obama is scheduled to speak in one hour and the girls behind me are desperately trying to start the wave. A perky, hooknosed girl stands up and says, "Okay, everyone, on the count of three. One,two, three, go." I try not to look behind me. "Guys, come on," she announces to the crowd, her tone growing sharp. "Were you even listening?"

We're at the University of Maryland's Comcast Center, waiting for the President to sell us on his health-care proposal. The crowd waited in long lines on a drizzly day, and now that we were inside we felt impatient.

September 14, 2009 - 10:36 am

Obama's OSM appointee is a shill for the coal industry. Help stop him

This just in from KFTC...
Despite recent good news about enforcement of water quality laws, we need your help to prevent a disturbing step backwards in the enforcement of our nation’s surface mining laws.
As early as Tuesday, September 15, a committee in the U.