What better way to capitalize on the teabagging craze than for Rand Paul to take his White Male Liberty Party to Mica Sims's new faux bar for a fundraiser? Check it out:
Details on the event are coming in, but here's what I've heard so far:
-Rand will be taking donations through checks, money orders, and single dollar bills thrown from a large bag over his head.
-Sources tell me that if you make a special donation to Rand, you get access to something called a "champagne room". But there is no teabagging in the champagne room.
-You are allowed to shake Rand's hand if he initiates such an action, but touching him anywhere else without his permission and you will be forcefully ejected from the premises by a large angry bouncer.