Kentucky: Rand Paul

November 20, 2009 - 11:26 am

Rand Paul: lying flip flopper

It seems that Rand Paul, now finding himself ahead in the polls, is going to go conservative by scrubbing his "kooky" positions from the internet tubes.
Facing heat from Grayson about his Guantanamo stance (which he shared with his father), it appears that he is now scrubbing his past positions and taking the Neanderthal view that New Yorkers should not be able to try, convict and executive the pyscho fuckers who attacked their city. Gitmo is now AOK, dontcha know?
I can't wait till all of the Paul Stoners to realize that he won't advocate legalizing pot, or withdrawing all of our troops, either.
Just another fetus fetisher that wants to eliminate Medicare, Medicaid, public schools, Social Security, and let his Magic Unicorn Hoof solve all of our messy complicated problems.
Yes, we can "read" (through the lines)...
(h/t Jake)

November 15, 2009 - 03:39 pm

Mitch and Trey make a deal?

The pure entertainment over in the Republican Senate primary of Kentucky just got even more fun. In the aftermath of the interesting meeting uncovered between Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul, comes this juicy paragraph from a Wall Street Journal story about the rift in the Republican Party between the Teabaggers and Republican leadership (i.e. Mitch McConnell, because he's such a Commie happily riding on the Obama Train to tyranny) :
Mr. Grayson said he was confident that primary voters in Kentucky know him as a "true conservative." He said he speaks regularly with Mr. McConnell, but that he is not shy about criticizing him, particularly on the financial system bailout.

November 12, 2009 - 01:06 pm

Trey Grayson getting desperate, starting to hit back at Rand Paul

With his primary poll numbers looking awful, Trey Grayson is not only trying to move to the far right, he's starting to directly go after Rand Paul. In the aftermath of Rand requesting to "meet with" Mitch McConnell, Rand answered that he doesn't know if he'd support Mitch McConnell as Minority Leader. This is after months and months of veiled swipes at McConnell for being such a big gubmit librul with the bailouts, and Grayson for being his little protege.

Grayson's response:
Florence, Kentucky – Secretary of State Trey Grayson commented today on an interview Rand Paul did with WHAS-11’s Joe Arnold in which Paul refused to say if he would support Mitch McConnell as Republican Leader of the U.

November 11, 2009 - 10:45 am

Trey Grayson running to the right

Because of his awful poll numbers against Rand Paul, Trey Grayson has decided that he now wants government control of your uterus even more than Rand Paul.
He also made his position on abortion clear: ”To me, life begins at conception, and abortion is murder.” He said he would support a federal ban on abortion.Nice, I look forward to asking Trey if he'd like to lock women away in jail for 30 years, or give them the death penalty. I also look forward to seeing him suck up to Frank Simon and Ken Ostrander.

It would be sad to see someone ditch his principles so much, if only it wasn't so damned entertaining.

It looks like KY Republicans can either vote for a Faux Conservative, or the White Male Liberty Patriot protecting us from the One World Government Illuminati and their Black Helicopters.

Buy stock in popcorn, Kentucky....

November 4, 2009 - 03:10 pm

Did God teabag America?

Rand Paul's campaign manager sez so:
Now is the time to fight back harder than ever to restore America to our God-given greatness and that's why Rand Paul's platform of balanced federal budgets and freedom, capitalism, and real job creation is catching on.Meanwhile, the Grayson crowd keeps up with the "kooky" theme:
On the way out, one fellow fervently waving a Ron Paul sign could be heard mumbling something about black helicopters and the Kennedy assassination.Oh, don't forget about the ACORN census workers herding us into those FEMA concentration camps, either.

Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell is afraid to step foot in this state, because he's a damned dirty librul soshalist. And the NRSC is, too.

Stock up on popcorn, Kentucky.

November 4, 2009 - 12:29 pm

Polls, polls, polls...

Some crosstab madness from the SUSA polling goodness yesterday:

First, on the Republican primary side

Rand Paul- 35
Trey Grayson- 32
Other/Undecided- 33

Gender-wise, Paul leads 40-32 among Male Liberty Patriots, Grayson leads 33-29 among females.

Among young voters, Paul had a crazy-high advantage in the last SUSA poll, but now trails 43-40. Odd.

Among conservatives (69% of respondents), Paul leads 39-31, but is losing huge among moderates. This falls more in line with what I think will happen (the last SUSA was the opposite, if I recall correctly), as Rand Paul is much much much more conservative (both economically and socially) than Trey Grayson.

Regionally, Grayson takes Western KY and Louisville, while Paul takes Eastern, Central and Northern KY.

November 3, 2009 - 03:26 pm

Let the KY Republican pie fight commence

Grab the popcorn, kiddies.

Trey Grayson fans call Rand Paul kooky, claim he supports legalizing heroin, cocaine and child porn, and doing away with the tyrannical oppression of Amber Alerts and the FDA (Paul is objectively pro-diarrhea, fyi)

White Male Liberty Patriots jump in the comments, ranting about Grayson's Bill Clinton love and him maintaining Obama's tyranny agenda.

Crazy feathers fly.

7 more months of this fun, to come.

PS: only one thing could make this more fun. A third pie thrower.

November 3, 2009 - 11:41 am

The earth is cooling! Take that Al Gore!

Or..... not.
WASHINGTON — Have you heard that the world is now cooling instead of warming? You may have seen some news reports on the Internet or heard about it from a provocative new book.

Only one problem: It's not true, according to an analysis of the numbers done by several independent statisticians for The Associated Press.

The case that the Earth might be cooling partly stems from recent weather. Last year was cooler than previous years. It's been a while since the super-hot years of 1998 and 2005. So is this a longer climate trend or just weather's normal ups and downs?

In a blind test, the AP gave temperature data to four independent statisticians and asked them to look for trends, without telling them what the numbers represented.

October 25, 2009 - 10:06 am

Fear and Laughter at the Rand-y Meet and Greet

Jeebus bless Bob Layton for making it over to Mica's place yesterday for the Rand Paul meet and greet. Bob got a Full Friggin Transcript of the Krazee, so here's a run down of the highlights.

Ran Paul spoke first before the Q and A session, and he started off by quoting Rush. No, not Rush Limbaugh. The band. Rush.

Let me repeat, he started his speech by quoting Rush.
There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
“The oaks are just too greedy;
And are grabbing up all the light.

October 22, 2009 - 05:58 pm

KY Senate race FEC reports are out

Jake has the whole lowdown here.

Some highlights:

  • Grayson and Paul are in a virtual dead heat in fundraising.
  • Almost all of Rand Paul's donations are from out of state. From White Male Liberty Patriots.
  • The entire Republican establishment is lining up behind Grayson.
  • Dan Mongiardo is dead last in fundraising, and is $1.2 million in debt. Which obviously means that he's totally kicking ass.

I'll pour through em soon and see if there's anything else of note, but check out the whole thing for now.