Kentucky: Sarah Palin

October 15, 2009 - 04:09 pm

A video game for domestic terrorists

Yes, this game is good practice for the future lynchers/Tim McVeighs of America.
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
You are a militia commander and in control of 1 county.

Mission: To defeat all enemies of the United States, both foreign and domestic. Includes:
C.O.R.N.Y. (Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth) Shock Troops
Obama's police force (Ameritroops)
The Cong (Former congressional leaders)
Nation of Malsi (Islamic fundamentalist troops)
Black Tigers (black nationalist troops loyal to Obama)
NHKS (National Honor Killing Society) Yet another Islamic army
I.S.U.E. ( International Service Union Empire) Troops
U.N. (United Nations) Peacekeepers
Oh, and my favorite part:

Sarah Palin The Patriot Leads Revolt Against Hamas

March 7, 2011 - Yesterday Sarah Palin was spotted helping to take out several Hamas warriors who were guarding Rahm Emanuel.

September 2, 2009 - 09:10 pm

Take Your Job And Shove It

You know, I think I've been pretty hard on Jack Conway. Compared his Q1 fundraising to W declaring "Mission Accomplished"? Check. Called his press operation a one-trick pony? Check. Ripped him up and down for a weak response to an opponent's contrived reaction to his use of profanity? Check.

The list goes on; the truth is, though, that Conway, for all of his mistakes, has got nothing on Daniel Mongiardo in the "sucking at life" department. He hasn't had to for a couple of months, either, but I'm glad to see that period is coming to an end.

August 7, 2009 - 05:00 pm

Sarah Palin will never go away...

...because she can't stop the krazee!
"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel" so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their "level of productivity in society," whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil."

August 3, 2009 - 01:11 am

More birther fun (and fine print)

At Fancy Farm, I asked Republican Senate candidate Rand Paul if President Obama was born in the United States and he said he "didn't know". Yes, Rand Paul is a birther.

Rand Paul also dedicated half of his speech to demanding that members of Congress read the entirety of every bill they vote on.

The next day, the birthers produced an AWESOME birth certificate from Kenya that proves Obama is a dirty foreign sleeper cell agent.

But perhaps Rand Paul's birther friends need to, ugh, read the fine print. Here's the translation of the security watermark on this smoking gun document:
NOTICE: This image is a work of parody and political commentary.

August 1, 2009 - 09:29 pm

Will we have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore?

Yes. Always. It. Is. Written.
AlaskaReport has learned today that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage (including a former Palin staffer) have confirmed the split.

A National Enquirer story exposing previous affairs on both sides led to a deterioration of their marriage and the stress from that led to Palin's resignation as governor of Alaska last week.

The Palins were noticeably not speaking to each other for most of last Sunday's resignation speech in Fairbanks. Sarah ditched Todd (MSNBC) right after the speech and left without him. Sarah removed her wedding ring a couple of weeks ago.

Sarah has recently purchased land in Montana and is considering moving the family there. Sarah Palin is originally from Idaho.

July 30, 2009 - 07:16 pm

More Sarah Palin beat poetry

This might never get old...

July 29, 2009 - 08:16 pm

NRA defeated, no thanks to some new Democratic Senators

In between the Birthers going mainstream, Sarah Palin speaking in beat poetry, and Senator Beanball finally deciding to call in a reliever, overlooked was an unsuccessful effort by the NRA that's rather mind-blowing: John Thune wanted to force every state in the country to recognize the gun laws of Texas and Alaska.

Seriously... the same Republican Party that screams Socialism! and Tyranny! at the first sign of the federal government... you know... existing, had one of its bright young stars introduce a bill designed to overturn state laws.

Now why would they do that? Oh, right...

When this amendment went down, it was the first time in five years that the NRA didn’t get what it wanted.

July 14, 2009 - 06:11 am

Sarah Palin agrees with Dan Mongiardo

Global warming and renewable energy ain't no thang, and Obama wants to take yur jobs.

You know, if Lt. Dan's numbers are as bad as I think, maybe these two will soon have something else in common...

July 12, 2009 - 02:59 pm

Young Republicans, FTW!

If by young, you mean 38. And if by Republican, you mean batshit crazy racist.
Audra Shay, 38, has won the post of chairman of the Young Republicans -- despite accusations that she endorsed racism on Facebook.

Shay's candidacy, supported by Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, hit a snag in recent weeks when she responded to a comment made by a friend on Facebook saying "need to take this country back from all of these mad coons" with "You tell em Eric! lol." Other Young Republicans chimed in, saying the comment was racist and questioning Shay's response. Shay issued a statement saying she "was not aware of the racial comments until sometime later" and was only responding to her friend's other remarks.

March 19, 2009 - 03:51 pm

Happy (late) Birthday, Barefoot and Progressive!

Yes, yes, I'm late and times flies, but I felt like pointing out that March 10th was our one year anniversary here at Barefoot and Progressive. In my first post, I laid out the "mission", so to speak, for this blog, and... well, I wouldn't take back a word of it and I think we've stayed pretty true.

Brutal honesty. Brutal offensiveness. That's... what we do.

I'd like to thank Dudley Webb, Jim Newberry, John McCain and Ken Ham for their excellence in douchbaggery... I don't know what I'd rant about without you.

I'd also like to thank Sarah Palin and Daniel Solzman for.... well, just for being you.

And of course, Terri Whitehouse and David Schankula for classing up the joint.

And our dear, dear readers. May the Pasketti Monster's noodly appendage always be on your shoulder, guiding you down the righteous path. Thanks!