I've been reading the La Grande Observer a lot lately (mostly because of the Steve Martin thing), and I came across an article from Monday about Allen Alley and his nascent bid for Governor. Unfortunately for Alley, it seems that he's falling flat on his face, right from the start. For starters, Alley is pretending that he's some kind of extra-special magical Republican that can win in Multnomah County. "I had the best showing for a Republican ever in areas, especially Multnomah County," he said. In the heavily Democratic area, Alley received over 30 percent of the vote. Setting aside...