June 13, 2008 - 14:15

Pennsylvania's "Enemy List" Inside Edge style

A week ago it was reported the Clintons had developed an enemy list, not a list any democrat would want to find themselves on we are sure.  After the report we decided to plan a secret bug in some prominent Pennsylvania politicians offices and send a mole in there to ask who is on top of their enemy list.  Here is what we found.

 

Ed Rendell “I never lose, why would I have an enemies list?  But that dang Jeff Piccola is a royal pain in my backside.”

Rick Santorum “No comment.”  (Then we over heard a staffer say “Wow!  First time he hasn’t been his own worst enemy.”)

Bob Casey  “I’m not going to say anyone by name, but is it 2010 yet?  I’m sick of being 2nd fiddle.”

Jeff Piccola. “Why does state committee hate me when I'm the only one who constantly takes on Eddie?”

Vince Fumo “Johnny Doc, that’s the easiest question I have had in a while.”

Mike Long. “Where is that little punk that runs that website?”

Bill DeWeese “CALTAGIRONE!”

John Perzel. “When I get my speakership back there will be a couple people who learn what really happens to my enemies. Are you listening Dennis?”

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Wally Edge can be reached via email at noreply@politicker.com.

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