Texas: Palin

Levi Johnston was just one step away from living in a trailer house in the back yard of the White House. Levi and Palin's 17 year old pregnant daughter was showcased on the stage of the Republican National Convention as a reminder of their long tradition of family values. It was a moment of stardom for Levi, an 18 year old who didn't graduate high school and didn't use protection while bonking the Governors daughter. Until now.

In a stupid commercial for pistachio nuts the voice over says "Now Levi Johnston is doing it with protection". Real class.

One step away from the Trailer House.

Q-U-I-T-T-I-N-G. Perry, the longest serving Governor of Texas will be roaming the state with the shortest serving Governor of Alaska.CONROE, Texas (AP) - Gov. Rick Perry says Sarah Palin is committed to campaigning for his re-election bid and that he welcomes the support of the soon-to-be-former Alaska governor. Why does the idea of Perry and Palin campaigning around Texas together bring thoughts of another family values scandal in the making?

Oh. Now I need a shower. With Comet. And a bristle brush.

Ok. lets see. What could possibly make Sarah Palin the darling of the republican party to resign as the governor? Here is some ideas:

1. A sex scandal is brewing and she doesn't want to tarnish the "family values" nametag of the republican party. (Sorry Sarah, but you are too late)
2. Levy knocked up another one of her kids. (little bastard. Last time he will be invited to stand on the stage of the republican national convention!)
3. She wants to donate time to planned parenthood. (might learn something)
4. She wants to spend more time with her family. (uh-huh)
5. She thinks she has a chance at winning the republican party beauty pageant or the nomination for President.

Sarah Palin probably won't go for it. But Cecil Richards -- the national president of Planned Parenthood -- says Palin's 18-year-old daughter Bristol would be a great advocate for her group. "I really admire this young woman. I think she should be a spokesperson for Planned Parenthood."

Bristol Palin, the unwed teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, became part of the storyline last year when her mother was running for vice president. The Republican governor, a favorite of the religious right, supports abstinance-only education and opposes providing birth control information in schools. Social conservatives rallied around Brisol, saying her decision to keep the baby underscored opposition to abortion.