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June 26, 2009 - 07:39 am
NEWS FEED: Bay Area Houston

More emails from Gov. Mark Sanford

By noreply@blogger.com (John Coby)

As a friend of mine said: Don't ever write something on an email that you don't want spread on the internet. It can be a huge buzz kill, much like the following chat room discussion with Gov. Mark Sanford:

Sanford has entered the room.
Sanford: Anyone here yet?

Newt has entered the room.
Ensign has entered the room.
Craig has entered the room.

Newt: Here!

Ensign: Me too!

Craig: I am not gay.

Vitter has entered the room.
Vitter: I did her!

Sanford: Thanks for coming. As you know I have sinned, got caught, and tried to cover it up. Damnit. I am screwed. Any advice?

Newt: Dont worry about it. Take a few years off, then run for President.

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June 24, 2009 - 06:59 pm
NEWS FEED: Bay Area Houston

Turn out the lights the family values party is over

By noreply@blogger.com (John Coby)

The party that claims to corner family values is now officially over with the second bizarre confession by a Grand Old Partier (GROPE) of having an affair. Unlike others who have affairs, the members of GROPE spew the rhetoric about the sanctity of marriage and christian conservative values, all the while having affairs with other women/men. The latest being South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.
NEW YORK (AP) — How did he think he could get away with it?

To visit his lover in Argentina, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford slipped his security detail, lied to his staff about his whereabouts and neglected to transfer executive power to the lieutenant governor in case of a state emergency.

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June 16, 2009 - 08:05 pm
NEWS FEED: Bay Area Houston

The GOP: Groping Old Pharts

By noreply@blogger.com (John Coby)

The republican party has had to beat off hypocrisy with both hands over the last few years. They have a 17 year old high school drop out banging the daughter of the Governor of Alaska right before being paraded on the stage of the republican national convention. Senator Craig was caught in hot gay sex in a bathroom. Senator "I did her" Vitter dropping his drawers for a hooker. And now one of the leading republican Senators who was looking at a run for President in 2012, admitting to an affair with a staffer.

LAS VEGAS — Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, a leading Republican mentioned as a potential presidential candidate, admitted Tuesday he had an extramarital affair with a woman who was a member of his campaign staff.

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April 13, 2009 - 06:53 am
NEWS FEED: Bay Area Houston

GOP offering teabagging partners

By noreply@blogger.com (John Coby)

In preparation for the FoxTV group tea bagging event, the GOP has issued a call for individuals who would like to participate in tea bagging.
We all know that we will be steamy, sweaty, and hot on April 15, tax day, and hard at work to complete our taxes and will look for much needed relief. The GOP can provide that relief with a group tea bagging. All individuals who are interested in tea bagging can be provided a partner. "Tea bagging is best performed with two consenting tax paying adults" says the organizer of the event, Richard Head.
Those interested in tea bagging can join other white, over weight, elderly men in the tea bagging event.

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